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"What is a harp but an over-sized cheese-slicer with cultural pretensions?"

Denis Norden
Denis Mostyn Norden was an English comedy writer and television presenter. After an early career working in cinemas, he began scriptwriting during the Second World War. From 1948 to 1959, he co-wrote the BBC Radio comedy programme Take It from Here with Frank Muir. Muir and Norden remained associated for more than 50 years, appearing regularly together on the radio panel programmes My Word! and My
"What is a harp but an over-sized cheese-slicer with cultural pretensions?"
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