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"I wonder if she actually had that orgasm in the two years we were married, or did she fake it that night?"

Play It Again, Sam (1972 film)
Play It Again, Sam is a 1972 American comedy film written by and starring Woody Allen, based on his 1969 Broadway play of the same title. The film was directed by Herbert Ross, instead of Allen, who usually directs his own written work.
"I wonder if she actually had that orgasm in the two years we were married, or did she fake it that night?"
"[to Linda Christie] I had to go to Washington once when I was married, and though I was the one leaving, I got sick, and when I returned, my wife threw up."
"Ill get broads up here like you wouldnt believe: swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs, dental hygienists."
"[voiceover, after watching Casablanca] Who am I kidding? Im not like that. I never was, I never will be. . . . Thats strictly the movies."
"[in a dream sequence to Dream Sharon] Sorry I had to slap you around, but you got hysterical when I said, "No more."
"[to Dick and Linda Christie] Im going home. I think today Im gonna brush all my teeth!"