A batsman given to run-stealing need not open his mouth to gain the re — Herbert Farjeon

"I would like a bat with the words WHAT A ROTTEN WICKET-KEEPER stamped in large letters on the back of it."

"Not content with discoursing on supermen, the author presents them in the flesh - or whatever it is they are made of."

"Glory glory alleluia Im the luckiest of females For Ive danced with a man Whos danced with a girl Whos danced with the Prince of Wales."

"A gentleman is a man who never hurts anybody else unintentionally."