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"Study Herod, madame, study Herod."
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Ambrose BierceBarometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of wea — Ambrose Bierce
"Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having."
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Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce was an American author, journalist, and poet. A prolific and versatile writer, Bierce was regarded as one of the most influential journalists in the United States and as a pioneering writer of realist fiction. For his horror writing, Michael Dirda ranked him alongside Edgar Allan Poe and H. P. Lovecraft. S. T. Joshi speculates that he may well be the greatest satirist Ameri
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"Back, n. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity."
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"Brain, n. An apparatus with which we think that we think... In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office."
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"Diplomacy, n. The patriotic art of lying for ones country."
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"Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me."
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"War is Gods way of teaching Americans geography."
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