"Casting this spell causes matter in the surrounding area to mutate into a demented, intelligent, and laughing cleaver. The Aedile randomly determines which matter. This animated cleaver revels in bloodlust, and will turn against the caster if the cleaver does not attack within 1 minute. If no other creatures who may bleed are within the area, then the cleaver attacks the caster. Whenever the cleaver attacks, it laughs hysterically with an evil tone. Upon each successful cleave, the Happy Cleaver makes a slurping sound as if enjoying the blood that flows freely from the gaping wound. ping wound. The cleaver attacks 6 times per round, doing 1d10 LP of damage, but it has no Delivery Penalty. With an Intelligence of 30, it is unable to speak, but laughs coherently. The cleaver has a mind of its own and does not need the caster to wield it. The cleaver magically propels itself through the air. Wizards have never been able to understand why, but Happy Cleavers prefer to hack female dancers to pieces."
F.A.T.A.L., an acronym of Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery or From Another Time Another Land, is a dark fantasy tabletop role-playing game first published in 2002 by Fatal Games.
"While every character is capable of Urinating, it requires skill to urinate accurately or to maximize the distance of a stream of urine. Generally, this skill is for males, though under certain circumstances females may exercise their Urinating skill. This is best left to the discretion of the Aedile [game master]. Whenever a character attempts to urinate on a target, and urination requires accuracy or distance, a Urinating skill check is made."
F.A.T.A.L."I wasnt kidding when I said rape is listed as the least severe of 45 crimes. Gambling, failing to pay your rent, vagrancy, and being a wife who keeps a fucking disorderly house are all listed as more severe. It might be possible to be more of a waste of skin than Hall is, but itd take more work than climbing a mountain. I mean, really. Hall and his idiot fanboys arent even wannabe rapists. Theyre rapists cheerleaders. Think about how pathetic that is."
F.A.T.A.L."Casting this spell causes a creature to experience their sinuses draining. The target creature must be touched successfully. If the target creature resists being touched, then the caster must make a Brawling skill check (see Chap. 8: Skills). Watery snot will drip from the nose of the target creature for the duration of the spell. The rate of dripping is a number of drips per round equal to the level of the caster."
F.A.T.A.L."A nipple that is flaccid may have no length whatsoever, and may be inverted. First, roll 1d100 to see if a character’s nipples are inverted. If the result exceeds 01, then both nipples are normal. If the result is 01, then roll 1d100 again, to see if both nipples are inverted: (01-80 - both, 81-90 left only, 91-100 right only). The following table yields the maximum erect nipple length. Roll 1d100, and - 15 if male, - 50 if Infant or Child. A Bodily Attractiveness modifier applies only to female characters."
F.A.T.A.L."Casting this spell causes the Manhood of the creature seen during casting to seem to have no affliction during daily life, but if it impregnates a woman, then it causes the child to have birth defects such as deformity or disease. The exact nature of the birth defect is determined by the Aedile [ game master ]. If, however, a character with a Pestilential Penis impregnates a character with a pestilential pudendum (see the Pestilential Pudenda spell below), then the result will be determined by 1d100: 01-50 = healthy, normal child, 51-100 = born dead."
F.A.T.A.L."Target’s skin turns black. MM may decide to levy appropriate penalties."
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