"I could take that guy. And that guy. And her."
Come back, so I can slap you on a dissection table! — Destroy All Humans!
"Come back, so I can slap you on a dissection table!"

Destroy All Humans! is an open world action-adventure video game franchise that is designed as a parody of Cold War-era alien invasion films. Destroy All Humans! and Destroy All Humans! 2 were released for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox; Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed was released for the Wii; and Destroy All Humans! Path of the Furon was released for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. Remakes o
Destroy All Humans! is an open world action-adventure video game franchise that is designed as a parody of Cold War-era alien invasion films. Destroy All Humans! and Destroy All Humans! 2 were released for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox; Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed was released for the Wii; and Destroy All Humans! Path of the Furon was released for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. Remakes o
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View all →"[if the player cant afford upgrades] I must look like the most gullible Furon in the universe!"
"So what would you like to upgrade, you little ball of unbridled aggression?"
"(After letting the game sit for a while) Oh, dont mind me. Im only a fictional character in a simulated universe, after all. I havent anything better to do, really. Im just a bunch of electrons floating around inside your console, and a few hundred kilobytes of data stored on your DAS disk. DONT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO MEEEE!"
"Okay, monkeys. You want a war? You got a war."
"(Standing by front) Youre up to something?"