David Krumholtz - Barry Corman — Life with Mikey

"Carol: Oh, I cant wait to get back to Connecticut."

"[after seeing Angie for the first time] Va Va Va Vroom. Well, Hello Dolly!"

"How much of this crap do I have to eat anyway? What am I? Jobe?"

"Any chance for getting time off for good behavior?"

"But thats what show business is all about. Acting like an idiot. Its not you, youre just doing your job. You know what I mean. Look at it this way, most people feel like idiots most of the time. But they dont get paid for it."

"[after vomiting in a hat] Never again. From now on, its only Kosher Franks."