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"[About to be buried up to his neck in a pile of manure] Im Steve-O and this is some shit. [Screams] Im Steve-O and this is some shit!"
Jackass Number TwoDude, Wee Man, I would never use a card throwing machine on you! — Jackass Number Two
"Dude, Wee Man, I would never use a card throwing machine on you!"
Jackass Number Two
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Jackass Number Two is a 2006 American reality slapstick comedy film directed by Jeff Tremaine, and produced by Tremaine, Spike Jonze, and Johnny Knoxville. It is the sequel to Jackass: The Movie (2002), both based upon the MTV series Jackass. Like its predecessor and the original television show, the film is a compilation of stunts, pranks and skits, starring the regular Jackass cast of Johnny Kno
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"Its times like these when you know - Johnny Knoxville is one gnarly dude."
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"Ow, my hip! I think I just gave birth!"
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"[Getting shocked by an electric stool] Ah! Argh...! [Jumps of off the stool] No, [repeatedly] I dont fucking like that dude...! That fucking hurts, dude!"
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"So here I am, trying to contribute to Ehren McGheheys new beard. I hope he knows that I skipped showering for about a week and a half to make this a little more gross. [Shaves his pubic hair]"
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"All right cast me out, goddammit!"
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