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"When I heard they were trying and get rid of the word "nigga", I told my accountant to buy 800 shares of "coon"."
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Chris RockEverybodys so busy wanting to be down with the gang. "Im conservative" — Chris Rock
"Everybodys so busy wanting to be down with the gang. "Im conservative", "Im liberal", "Im conservative". Bullshit! Be a fucking person! Lis-ten! Let it swirl around your head. Then form your opinion. No normal, decent person is one thing, okay? Ive got some shit Im conservative about, Ive got some shit Im liberal about. Crime, Im conservative. Prostitution, Im liberal!"
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Christopher Julius Rock is an American comedian, actor, and filmmaker. He first gained prominence for his stand-up routines in the 1980s in which he tackled subjects including race relations, human sexuality, and observational comedy. His success branched off into productions in film, television, and on-stage, having received multiple accolades including three Grammy Awards for Best Comedy Album,
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