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Fluffy the Hamster: I think everybody, when they look in the mirror, h — Creature Comforts

"Fluffy the Hamster: I think everybody, when they look in the mirror, has got their "mirror face," and you can see them do it. They look one way, and then they look in the mirror, and they change their face before they look in the mirror, to see the face that they want to see in the mirror. And I do that as well. And then occasionally, I catch myself in the mirror before Ive put the "mirror face" on, and... its generally an unpleasant experience."
Creature Comforts
Creature Comforts
Creature Comforts
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Creature Comforts is a British stop-motion mockumentary franchise originating in a 1989 animated short film of the same name. The film matched animated zoo animals with a soundtrack of people talking about their homes, making it appear as if the animals were being interviewed about their living conditions.

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