"Well you slime eating dogs, you scum-sucking pigs, you sons of a motherless goat!"
Harry Flugelman: (ranting at the Amigos) Itll be a cold day in hell wh — ¡Three Amigos!
"Harry Flugelman: (ranting at the Amigos) Itll be a cold day in hell when Harry Flugelman lets an actor tell him what to do!"

¡Three Amigos! is a 1986 American Western comedy film directed by John Landis and written by Steve Martin, Lorne Michaels and Randy Newman, who also composed the film's songs. The film stars Martin, Chevy Chase and Martin Short as three out-of-work silent film actors who are mistaken for real heroes by the desperate inhabitants of a small Mexican village under threat from notorious bandit El Guapo
¡Three Amigos! is a 1986 American Western comedy film directed by John Landis and written by Steve Martin, Lorne Michaels and Randy Newman, who also composed the film's songs. The film stars Martin, Chevy Chase and Martin Short as three out-of-work silent film actors who are mistaken for real heroes by the desperate inhabitants of a small Mexican village under threat from notorious bandit El Guapo
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"Mount up! ... It means get on your horses."
"Uh, this is real... Yes: They. are going. to KILL us!"
"I know each one of you, like I know my own smell!"