(Having an earring torn out) "If I get hit by a car or a bus, its gonn — Dirty Sanchez

"(after catching Dainton drawing a pentagram in blood on his floor) Aww, Daint, you cant put a fucking pentagram on my floor. I...Im not a devil house!"

"Daniel Joyce - he makes the ladies moist."

"(To Dainton:) "Would you like me to lapdance for you, scary Newport man?"

"(Whispering to Dainton) "Smell my shit."

"(Talking about nakedness) "Ohh, look at his winky, thats a bit small!"

"(Upon Pritchard confuses the word "Water Jungle" with "Rain Forest") "I thought I was thick!"