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"You know you are getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work."
Joan RiversI hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes—and six m — Joan Rivers
"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes—and six months later you have to start all over again."
Joan Rivers
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky, known professionally as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, producer, writer and television host. She was noted for her blunt, often controversial comedic persona that was heavily self-deprecating and acerbic, especially towards celebrities and politicians, delivered in her signature New York accent. She is considered a pioneer of women in comedy. She received
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