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"You know you are getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work."
"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes—and six months later you have to start all over again."

Joan Alexandra Molinsky, known professionally as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, producer, writer and television host. She was noted for her blunt, often controversial comedic persona that was heavily self-deprecating and acerbic, especially towards celebrities and politicians, delivered in her signature New York accent. She is considered a pioneer of women in comedy. She received
"You know you are getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work."
"Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer."
"There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl."
"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."
"Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly—hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear."
"Two is company; three is fifty bucks."