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"Straight guys, this is your section, wake up (clap clap)."
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Kathy GriffinI know Im going to Hell. And I think I might see a few of you there. W — Kathy Griffin
"I know Im going to Hell. And I think I might see a few of you there. When I get there, itll be like (waving) "Hi", "Hi", "Oh my God....Hi!"
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Kathleen Mary Griffin is an American comedian and actress who has starred in television series, comedy specials and has released multiple comedy albums. In 2007 and 2008, Griffin won Primetime Emmy Awards for her reality show Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List. She has also appeared in supporting roles in films.
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"Next thing I know, there a baby in my ter-litt!"
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