I swear youre just like a pill. Instead of making me better youre maki — Dead Ringers

"I never said I was the Queen. This was twisted by the media back into the order in which I said it."

"Could it resist a tractor beam?"

"People of Britain, who hate me…"

"You miserable gits, this is your Prime Minister…"

"BBC Radio 4. Im the Firestarter!"

"Im Jeremy Kyle, no you cant have your dinner money back!"