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"WHY DO NOT YOU GO ON AND INVENT YOUR OWN SHRINKING AND ENLARGING RAY, IF YOU THINK YOU ARE SO SMART?!?! [calms down, noticing everyone staring] How much of that was out loud?"
"I will now demonstrate, a prototype which I call, the Robotic Sock Matcher. [pushes button to match a pair of socks] Never waste time matching your own socks."

Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie is a 2017 American animated superhero comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation and based on the children's novel series Captain Underpants by Dav Pilkey. The film was directed by David Soren, written by Nicholas Stoller, and features the voices of Kevin Hart, Ed Helms, Thomas Middleditch, and Nick Kroll. In the film, two fourth-grade pranksters named Ge
"WHY DO NOT YOU GO ON AND INVENT YOUR OWN SHRINKING AND ENLARGING RAY, IF YOU THINK YOU ARE SO SMART?!?! [calms down, noticing everyone staring] How much of that was out loud?"
"Captain Underpants: Now, I take to the sky like an ostrich!"
"Hiya, class! I am your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with an evil agenda."
"Hey, everybody. Wait, one second. Hi, Im George Beard, and this is my best friend, Harold Hutchins. [Harold: Hey. Aww, man.] It is okay. We got more ideas. You see, Harold likes to draw, and I like to tell stories. And this old guy looking angry right here, well, this is the worst principal in the world, Mr. Krupp. [Harold: Mean old Mr. Krupp. He hates everything fun. Like comic books, recess, Christmas, and even kittens. Oh, my gosh! Did that really happen? [Harold: No, not technically. But it might as well have! Sorry, Im still mad about the comic.] Yeah, me too. And unfreeze. [Mr. Krupp: In my office, now!]"
"Captain Underpants: How many A’s are there in "Tra-la-la"? [Professor Poopypants: What?] I will just go with eleven."
"Captain Underpants: [repeated line] Tra-la-la!"