If your head explodes, I am not cleaning it up. — Ysabeau S. Wilce

"Nini Mo says that most courage comes from being too tired and hungry to be afraid anymore. If exhaustion and hunger were the hallmarks of courage, then I was the bravest person that ever lived."

"Panic poisons; levelheaded lives."

"It’s amazing what a little maquillage can do for you, particularly if you don’t lay it on with a trowel."

"Crackpot Hall has eleven thousand rooms, but only one potty."

"You look all right to me, although may be a bit wiggly about the edges. But perhaps I just need coffee."

"Life is a prison if you cannot leave it as you like."