John Michael Higgins - Scott Donlan — Best in Show

"And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten."

"Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?"

"Sherri Ann Cabot: Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and its very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say oh but hes so much older than you and you know what, Im the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."

"Scott Donlan: Bratwurst and shillelaghs... paging Dr. Freud."

"Stefan Vanderhoof: If youre ever buying a shampoo sink go right to the Dutch. The French know nothing about shampooing."

"Scott Donlan: She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig."