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"The trouble is," he said, "is that things never get better, they just stay the same, only more so." (p. 124)"
"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. Its the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. (p. 4)"

Eric, stylized as Faust Eric, is the ninth Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett. It was originally published in 1990 as a "Discworld story", in a larger format than the other novels and illustrated by Josh Kirby. It was later reissued as a normal paperback without any illustrations, and in some cases, with the title given on the cover and title pages simply as Eric.
"The trouble is," he said, "is that things never get better, they just stay the same, only more so." (p. 124)"
"Godless people might get up to anything, they might turn against the fine old traditions of thrift and non-self-sacrifice that had made the kingdom what it was today, they might start wondering why, if they didnt have a god, they needed all these priests, anything. (p. 83)"
"You didnt have to go and kick me!"
"This is really horrible," said Eric, as they walked away. "It gives evil a bad name." (p. 171)"
"The kings of Hell might have heard of words like "subtlety" and "discretion," but they had also heard that if you had it you should flaunt it and reasoned that, if you didnt have it, you should flaunt it even more, and what they didnt have was good taste. (pp. 186-187)"
"He decided to try the truth again. It was a novel approach and worth experimenting with. (p. 105)"