Marilyn Monroe — Grunions Client — Love Happy

"Heres another Broadway hopeful: Faustino the Great. For 20 years he was an organ grinder with a monkey. Then one day the monkey went on strike. He wanted shorter hours and longer bananas."

"Hey, thats not my suit youre pulling."

"I am the same Sam Grunion who solved the international uranium-mining swindle. Scotland Yard was baffled; the FBI was baffled. They sent for me and the case was solved immediately: I confessed."

"Mackinaw, you know I have a full record of the case, and tonight at the opening of the play you MAY have the solution, but when the curtain rises, Madam Egelichi will be in the front box, and sitting next to her will be Count Bullabaisse - but if you take away the counts silk hat, his opera cloak and his full dress suit youll have ME, shivering in my underwear."

"[to Madam Egelichi] Oh, no. Im not gonna follow you and get shot. If I was half-shot Id follow you."

"Look-a, Mr. Lyons, I know you wanna make a good impression, but-a please - dont play better than me."