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"Hal: God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes."
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Joe Orton"McLeavy: Where did I go wrong? His upbringing was faultless. Did you lead him astray? Dennis: I was innocent till I met him. Hal: You met me when you were three days old."
John Kingsley Orton, known by the pen name of Joe Orton, was an English playwright, author, and diarist.
"Hal: God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes."
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