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"Having seen the replay, I think Steve Bucknor was right. I like Bucknor, in fact, he might be my only friend."
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Ben Dirs"Oof! McCullum kerplunks a fuller Sidebottom delivery for what looks a certain four until it smashes into Gillespies, erm, mummy-daddy button at the non-strikers end and he is denied a run. That had to hurt. Gillespie turns down the opportunity to have it treated by the Kiwi physio - perhaps hes not his type."
Ben Dirs is a freelance writer and journalist. He was a sports journalist for the BBC news website from 2001 to 2017. Whilst at the BBC he covered a wide range of major sporting events. He provided live blogging on sports including boxing, golf and rugby for people who cannot watch live television coverage, often for people who live abroad.
"Having seen the replay, I think Steve Bucknor was right. I like Bucknor, in fact, he might be my only friend."
"Monty went beserk, like a toddler whos just been told he cant have a Happy Meal."
"Hayden marches down the pitch towards Collymore, bat raised, as if hes just returned from the theatre to find him rifling through his wife."
"Hayden hits his fourth four of the over off the final ball, riding a dreamy steer through the covers. Boom boom boom let me hear you say way-ooh."
"A well-deserved standing ovation from the Lords faithful and what can you say about any Collingwood innings? Nuggety, earthy, gritty. All hail Ross Kemp - give that man his own cop show on ITV."
"Theres Jamie Murray in the crowd - I assume thats his woman, otherwise her actual boyfriend might be extremely irate."