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"When I heard they were trying and get rid of the word "nigga", I told my accountant to buy 800 shares of "coon"."
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"Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about whos better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!"
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Christopher Julius Rock is an American comedian, actor, and filmmaker. He first gained prominence for his stand-up routines in the 1980s in which he tackled subjects including race relations, human sexuality, and observational comedy. His success branched off into productions in film, television, and on-stage, having received multiple accolades including three Grammy Awards for Best Comedy Album,
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"Oh, wow! Wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me. [...] That was a... greatest night in the history of television, okay."
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"Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check … is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!"
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"[on John McCain being in a POW camp] I dont wanna vote for nobody who got captured, I wanna vote for the motherfucker that got away!"
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"Comedy is the blues for people who cant sing."
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