That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever s — Dorothy Parker

"Anyone can do that—the stunt lies in not doing it. p. 8"

"I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three Im under the table, After four Im under my host."

"Writing a book for the Follies seems to be about as profitable an occupation as furnishing flannel petticoats for the showgirls. p. 151"

"I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things."

"Well, Aimee Semple McPherson has written a book. And were you to call it a little peach, you would not be so much as scratching its surface. It is the story of her life, and it is called In the Service of the King, which title is perhaps a bit dangerously suggestive of a romantic novel. It may be that this autobiography is set down in sincerity, frankness and simple effort. It may be, too, that the Statue of Liberty is situated in Lake Ontario."

"Too fucking busy, and vice versa."