The longer one is alone, the easier it is to hear the song of the eart — Robert Anton Wilson

"It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea."

"No wife, no horse, no mustache."

"I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. "Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance!" just doesnt cut it…."

"There is absolutely nothing that can be taken for granted in this world."

"The Constitution admittedly has a few defects and blemishes, but it still seems a hell of a lot better than the system we have now."

"We live in an age of artificial scarcity, maintained by ignorance and fear. The government has been paying farmers not to grow food for fifty years--while millions starve. Labor unions, business and government conspire to hold back the Microprocessor Revolution--because none of them know how to deal with the massive unemployment it will cause. (Fullers books could tell them.) The utilities advertise continually that "solar power is at least forty years in the future" when my friend Karl Hess, and hundreds of others, already live in largely solar-powered houses. These propaganda advertisements are just a delaying action, because the utilities still havent figured out how to put a meter between us and the sun."