Then someone said the magic words. “The Internet is down!” — Wesley Chu

"“I don’t know how many ways I can say no before it sinks into his concrete head.” The rich rarely accept “no” as an answer."

"Conquering a kingdom is always the easy part. It is keeping it that is difficult."

"“The world spins despite me, not because of me,” he muttered."

"Enlightenment and peace can never be achieved by force."

"“God, he’s trying to kill me!” Doubtful, he is most likely aiming for a non-vital area. “Every part of me is vital!”"

"You’re not being paid to like your work."