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"(to Long after the Ark crashes into Congress] Hello Congressman. Mind if I park my boat here?"
Evan Almighty(two wolves growl at Long) Dont look now Congressman but the wolves ar — Evan Almighty
"(two wolves growl at Long) Dont look now Congressman but the wolves are here. Although I wouldnt worry so much about these wolves but those. (Evan gestures to the angry members of Congress standing behind Long)"
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Evan Almighty is a 2007 American fantasy comedy film that is a spin-off and sequel of Bruce Almighty (2003). The film was directed by Tom Shadyac, written by Steve Oedekerk, based on the characters created by Steve Koren and Mark O'Keefe from the original film. It stars Steve Carell and Morgan Freeman reprising their roles as Evan Baxter and God, respectively, with new cast members Lauren Graham a
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"[signing off for the last time] I feel like that old Indian in front of all the garbage. So, for the last time, this is Evan Baxter for Eyewitness News. Goodnight."
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"[after the Ark crashes into Congress) We can walk from here."
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"I now issue a new commandment: "Thou shalt do the dance."
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"[With his arms and staff outstretched to the looming Memorial Bridge, as the Ark is fast approaching it.] I command thee halt! Stop! Woah! [Nothing happens] How about a little help here?! [Suddenly the whole right side of the Ark falls dark, as a massive wave four times the size and height of the Ark rises up and crashes down redirecting its path instantly down Capital Mall.]"
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"[Is using ancient tools to build the ark] Ever heard of Home Depot!?"
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