Up until now Id always thought RSI meant I hate my damn job. — Terry Pratchett

"When theyre standing right in front of you, kings are a kind of speech impediment."

"I dont believe. I never have, not in big beards in the sky."

"Keep em busy. That was one of the three rules of being chief that old Grimm had passed on to him. Act confidently, never say I dont know, and when all else fails, keep em busy."

"Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a door at the top.")."

"What you have here is an example of that well known phenomenon, A Bookshop Assistant Who Knows Buggerall But Wont Admit It (probably some kind of arts graduate)."

"Wikipedia, eh? Must be accurate then!"