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"I hear people all the time go like "Im gonna put my head down and Im gonna crush it!" Okay, alone? Good luck."
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Trevor NoahWait, what? White supremacists arent a threat because they can only fi — Trevor Noah
"Wait, what? White supremacists arent a threat because they can only fill a college football stadium? My man, those stadiums hold a hundred thousand people. We shouldnt have enough white supremacists to fill a golf cart, thats how many we should have. [...] White supremacists are like babies on a plane, even one is enough to ruin your day."
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Trevor Noah is a South African comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host. He was the host of The Daily Show, an American late-night talk show and satirical news program on Comedy Central, from 2015 to 2022. Noah has won various awards, including two Primetime Emmy Awards. He was named one of "The 35 Most Powerful People in New York Media" by The Hollywood Report
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"The Trump tape shouldnt offend you on behalf of females. It should offend you as a human being."
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"Hey, son, what the hell is with your haircut? Did you see a paintbrush and say "I want that dudes look!"?"
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"And that is a problem I have with, like, a lot of American political spin -- they try and tell you that what youre seeing is not what youre seeing."
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"Ben Carson: for people who like Donald Trumps ideas, but hate his charm and charisma. Ben Carson is like the drug free cocaine for people who dont wanna get high but just like snorting white powder."
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"[If] you read the news once a week, I promise you, youll be as informed as somebody whos reading it every single day. You know why? Cause when youre reading it every day, you are caught in the cycle of it trying to discover what it doesnt know yet."
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