"I could never be a woman, cause Id just stay home and play with my breasts all day."
Why is it that we dont always recognize the moment when love begins bu — L.A. Story
"Why is it that we dont always recognize the moment when love begins but we always know when it ends?"

L.A. Story is a 1991 American satirical romantic comedy film written by and starring Steve Martin and directed by Mick Jackson. The film also stars Victoria Tennant, Richard E. Grant, and Marilu Henner. Inspired by elements from Shakespearean plays, in particular A Midsummer Night's Dream and The Tempest, the plot follows a weatherman (Martin) trying to find love in Los Angeles. It was released in
L.A. Story is a 1991 American satirical romantic comedy film written by and starring Steve Martin and directed by Mick Jackson. The film also stars Victoria Tennant, Richard E. Grant, and Marilu Henner. Inspired by elements from Shakespearean plays, in particular A Midsummer Night's Dream and The Tempest, the plot follows a weatherman (Martin) trying to find love in Los Angeles. It was released in
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