You are, like, this close to getting voted off the island. [Smacks Bil — Halloween: Resurrection

"She must be going for the first Internet Emmy."

"Looking a little crispy over there, Mikey. Like some chicken-fried motherfucker. Well, may he never, ever rest in peace."

"Never underestimate the effect of a poor diet. Too much protein, not enough zinc. Next thing you know, youre cutting up bodies in the bathtub. I mean, look at Hitler. He was a vegetarian. The brother was seriously malnourished."

"[Walking through the house dressed like Michael Myers, not knowing the REAL Michael is right behind him. Suddenly, he turns around] Whoa, shit, man! Charlie, where da fuck you been, man? Dont you know we been lookin all over dis muthafucka for you? And why the hell are you dressed like me anyway? Im not payin you to be Michael Myers! IM playin Michael Myers! And if them kids come around and see us dressed up in the same shit, its going to ruin the whole effect! God damn it! What the hell is wrong with you? [Michael remains still] I said what are you looking at me like that for? [Taps Michaels forehead] Huh? You dont get it? You dont get it? Your shit up there aint workin or something? Huh? You need to get you ass back in the garage with Nora! Thats your job! Go back in there and help her ass out! Go do your job! I left the back door unlocked for your ass to go out the back and into the garage! Thats what I did! You need to get the hell out of here! [Michaels still remains motionless] Go on! Skoot! Skedaddle! Get the fuck out of Dodge! [Michael finally walks away] God damn it... what the hell does somebody gotta do to get a little decent help up in this mothafucka?"

"Youve heard of the tunnel. The one we all go through sooner or later. At the end, theres a door. And waiting for you on the other side of that door is either Heaven or Hell. This is that door."

"[Fighting Michael] Lets see what you got!"