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Chris RockYou know the beautiful thing about the gay marriage issue? Its the abs — Chris Rock
"You know the beautiful thing about the gay marriage issue? Its the absolute only issue that the President will answer. The President dont give a fuck. He will give you a straight answer on gay marriage. "Uh, Mr. President, what about the war? Whens it gonna end?" "Well, you never know. Were talking to people, and were looking for stuff, and we might find it, we might not, and its out there, were gonna get it, you never know. Hows it going? Yeah!" "Uh, Mr. President, what about the economy, whens it gonna pick up?" "Well, you never know, were talking to people, and economic indicators indicate that indications are coming to the indicator. You know what Im saying? All right!" "Uh, Mr. President, what about gay marriage?" "Fuck them faggots!"
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Christopher Julius Rock is an American comedian, actor, and filmmaker. He first gained prominence for his stand-up routines in the 1980s in which he tackled subjects including race relations, human sexuality, and observational comedy. His success branched off into productions in film, television, and on-stage, having received multiple accolades including three Grammy Awards for Best Comedy Album,
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