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"When I heard they were trying and get rid of the word "nigga", I told my accountant to buy 800 shares of "coon"."
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Chris RockYou know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma. — Chris Rock
"You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma."
You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.
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Christopher Julius Rock is an American comedian, actor, and filmmaker. He first gained prominence for his stand-up routines in the 1980s in which he tackled subjects including race relations, human sexuality, and observational comedy. His success branched off into productions in film, television, and on-stage, having received multiple accolades including three Grammy Awards for Best Comedy Album,
About Chris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock is an American comedian, actor, and filmmaker. He first gained prominence for his stand-up routines in the 1980s in which he tackled subjects including race relations, human sexuality, and observational comedy. His success branched off into productions in film, television, and on-stage, having received multiple accolades including three Grammy Awards for Best Comedy Album,
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