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"Sanskrit. Youre majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language."
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"You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of meat on a peaceful vegan protest!"
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