Yzma: Kronk! Thiss the wrong homework. Look at the name. — The Emperor's New School

"Kronk: Once Kuzco fails school Ill become...wait, whatll I become?"

"Malina: (referring to Kuzcos imaginary friend, Brad Bowlarama) Im surprised his name isnt Brad Bananastaircasehat."

"Yzma: Did you pack long underwear? Azma: (in cough) Yes I did, Yzma, really did."

"Kuzco: Now its time for Kuzcos Doodles! Thats the part of the show- Kronk: Hey, what about me? Kuzco: What about you? Kronk: Well, Im helping, too. Kuzco: So...? Kronk: Shouldnt my picture be there, too? Kuzco: Are you serious? But Kuzcos Doodles a recognized brand name, that people know and trust. Cant change the name. Kronk: Well then, Im not going to help. Kuzco: Okay... what if I said "with Kronk?" Kronk: Featuring Kronk. Kuzco: Okay, okay, fine. Kuzco: Now its time for Kuzcos Doodles! Featuring Kronk! Kronk: Wheres my picture?" Kuzco: There! Happy?!"

"Kronk: Gee, Yzma sure is mean. Maybe I should report her to Principal Amzy."

"Malina: Kuzco, I want you to graduate and become emperor. I want to help you out. If you fake your homework, youll only fake graduate. And then youll be a fake emperor."

"Jewish custom, which traces descent solely from the mother, is more sensible and more discreet. Our own lawgivers cant accept the fact that there are many things in family life that are best kept shrouded in mystery."

"Sharon Tate was my best friend. Once, we were roommates. She introduced me to my husband. She was the godmother to my baby daughter who is named for her. In the six years time that I knew her, she never said an unkind word about anyone."

"The only influences in [the painting The sick Child, Munch painted in his elderly home, remembering very accurate the last days of his dying little sister Sophie] The sick Child.. ..were the ones that come from my home.. ..my childhood and my home. Only someone who knew the conditions at home could possibly understand why there can be no conceivable chance of any other place having played a part – my home is to my art as a midwife is to her children.. ..few painters have ever experienced the full grief of their subject as I did in The sick child. It was not just I who was suffering; it was all my nearest and dearest as well."

"‘Gerrard is an excellent player, absolutely world-class. If I was a manager, everywhere I went I would buy Steven Gerrard. ‘He is what Brazil needs, because he is always looking forward and has a big heart. ‘Two years ago I saw Gerrard play and then I saw him in Tokyo in a game against Sao Paulo. I said then that Gerrard is a great player. To me he is one of the best midfielders in the world. He is an excellent player.’"

"The kiss with Kamal Haasan [in Hey! Ram] was mechanical. He was constantly checking the right angle. Where was the passion?"

"Children must be free to think in all directions irrespective of the peculiar ideas of parents who often seal their childrens minds with preconceived prejudices and false concepts of past generations. Unless we are very careful, very careful indeed, and very conscientious, there is still great danger that our children may turn out to be the same kind of people we are."