S. J. Simon

"Vot", asked George I courteously, "is the difference between a public nuisance and a public convenience?"

The sun, heavy-eyed from lack of sleep, owing to the system of a staggered summer time, stumbled into the heavens, and with a heavy sigh set about its duties.

Since it is probable that any book flying a bullet in its title is going to produce a corpse sooner or later - here it is.