A Comedy about a Good Girl, a Small Favor and a Big Rumor. — Easy A

"Thats the one thing that trumps religion...capitalism."

"[voiceover] The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated. I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. If Google Earth were a guy, he couldnt find me if I was dressed up as a 10-story building. Pretty cutting edge stuff, huh? A high school girl feeling anonymous. Who am I? What does it all mean? Why am I here? Blah! But dont worry. This isnt one of those tales, though it sure started out that way. And then it changed pretty quickly when I started lying about some very personal things. So, let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast-size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth... starting now."

"[to Brandon as she removes her panties] Relax. Jesus. What is with you gays? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there? A gnome?"

"The rumor-filled totally FALSE account of HOW I RUINED my flawless reputation."

"Thomas Haden Church – Mr. Griffith"

"[to Olive] Youve made your bed...I just hope for your sake, youve cleaned the sheets."