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"[After climbing into a castle via the sewage system] Oh, pull yourself together, its only a little bit of poo!"
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Johnny EnglishA good agent doesnt need gadgets. The only gadgets Ive ever needed are — Johnny English
"A good agent doesnt need gadgets. The only gadgets Ive ever needed are a sharp eye, a finely tuned ear and a slightly bigger brain than is strictly necessary."
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Johnny English is a 2003 spy action comedy film directed by Peter Howitt and written by Neal Purvis, Robert Wade and William Davies. Produced by StudioCanal and Working Title Films, the film centres on a clumsy MI7 agent in a mission to find the thieves of the Crown Jewels and retrieve the regalia.
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"(first lines) Ah, the Heckler and Koch G-36. Quite deadly in the right hands."
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"Good morning, gentlemen! MI7 at your service."
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"The word mistake sir is not one that appears in my dictionary."
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"You might have taken me, but youll never take England. Not as long as I have breath in my body or a bullet in my gun. [English pulls the trigger, but poo splurts out instead of a bullet]"
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"[Addressing the Archbishop of Canterbury, who he believes to be an impostor] Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words, "Jesus is coming – look busy"?"
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