[A Super Canada deal would involve: mutual recognition agreements cove — Boris Johnson

"[On Tony Blair] Hes lost the plot, people tell me. Hes drifting rudderless in the wide Sargasso Sea of New Labours ideological vacuum."

"Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than other perfectly legal drugs. Its time for a rethink, and the Tory party - the funkiest, most jiving party on Earth - is where its happening."

"Labours appalling agenda, encouraging the teaching of homosexuality in schools, and all the rest of it."

"On the other hand we don’t want our children being taught some rubbish about homosexual marriage being the same as normal marriage and that is why I am more than happy to support Section 28 ..."

"If you see anyone who is obeying the law, apart from the odd motorised rickshaw, please give me a ring. The national speed limit is, de facto, 99mph, because everyone knows that you lose your licence at 100mph. The law of the land is disregarded by good people, held in contempt by Middle England, and scorned by no less a person than Jack Straw, who saw fit to scream through the sound barrier when he was Home Secretary."

"Weep O ye shirt-makers of Jermyn Street ye Cool Britannia tailors and whatever exists of human finer feeling In the Ministry of Sound, the tank-topped bumboys blub into their Pils. In the delicatessens of Elgin Crescent the sawdust is sodden with tears For months years Carla Powell will go into mourning her plumage as black as night For Mandy is dead dead ere his prime!"