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"It had been a very long night, and the morning didnt seem to be an improvement."
"A world like that, which exists only because the gods enjoy a joke, must be a place where magic can survive. And sex too, of course."

Equal Rites is a comic fantasy novel by Terry Pratchett. Published in 1987, it is the third novel in the Discworld series and the first in which the main character is not Rincewind. The title is a play on words related to the phrase "Equal Rights".
"It had been a very long night, and the morning didnt seem to be an improvement."
"Theyre both magic. If you cant learn to ride an elephant, you can at least learn to ride a horse."
"Granny had nothing against fortune-telling provided it was done badly by people with no talent for it."
"Time passed, which, basically, is its job."
"Im surely going to regret this, she told herself, displaying considerable foresight."
"It wasnt a large village, and wouldnt have shown up on a map of the mountains. It barely showed up on a map of the village."