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"[after completing Stage 3] Im sorry if Im getting a little weepy, folks. But when I see a contestant that I raise from a week-kneed cream puff blossom into a mean, unclean back-stabbing machine, I go a little girly. But never mind all that. Lets talk about something more fun: me! King Midas, you can pick up your pension check, because Van Tastic is the new kid with the golden touch. And this show 24 karat game show perfection! I dont like to toot my horn, but... [his hotline phone rings and he gasps in fright] Yes? [the network director yells angrily] Yes. Yes. But, sir, the ratings are skyrocketing. Yes. I know somebodys winning. The Prize? Oh, well, its just a trifle. Well, weve just promised them a few things. Well, you know, like.... anything they desire. Sir. Sir, I think youre overreacting just a tad. Yes, I know they could ask for that: no prejudice, world peace, more commercials with babies. Yeah, I know, but look at these clowns! Theyre not gonna ask for that. Of course not! Besides, nobody ever wins. Sir, nobody ever wins! [hangs up] That was some monologue wasnt it, folks? Hey, those method acting classes are really paying off."
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Whacked! is a 2002 party video game developed by Presto Studios and published by Microsoft Game Studios for the Xbox. It was one of two original games to be made available for Xbox Live, and received mixed reviews. Whacked! was the last game developed by Presto Studios before it went defunct.

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