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"Have you seen this report on this Condorman? Or this man Wilkins? He is an AMATEUR, do you hear? He is NOT an agent of the CIA! He is a WRITER OF COMIC BOOKS!"
"[as Condorman drops into the Seine] Flap, Woody! Flap!"

Condorman is a 1981 American superhero comedy film directed by Charles Jarrott, produced by Walt Disney Productions, and starring Michael Crawford, Barbara Carrera and Oliver Reed. The film follows comic book illustrator Woodrow Wilkins's attempts to assist in the defection of a female Soviet KGB agent.
"Have you seen this report on this Condorman? Or this man Wilkins? He is an AMATEUR, do you hear? He is NOT an agent of the CIA! He is a WRITER OF COMIC BOOKS!"
"Who can save Princess Juliet - held captive by the evil Count Lorca? Who can save the city? Who? [pauses to put on goggles; in a deeper voice] Who... this is a job - for CONDORMAN!"
"[after accidentally firing his machine-gun walking stick] Thats a hair-trigger!"
"Michael Crawford - Woodrow "Woody" Wilkins"
"Condorman - vulture of the Western world. [takes drink, looks surprised, spews jet of flame]"
"Barbara Carrera - Natalia Rambova"