As long as I count the votes what are you going to do about it? Say. — Elections

"Suppose three muggers confront you on the street and say, We want your money. But don’t’ worry—we’re going to let you vote on whether or not you should give it to us. If this group votes three-to-one in favor of taking your money, does this legitimize its actions?"

"How shall we avert the dire calamities with which we are threatened? The answer comes from the graves of our fathers: By the frequent election of new men. Other help or hope for the salvation of free government there is none under heaven. If history does not teach this, we have read it all wrong."

"On Election Day, I stay home. Two reasons: first of all, voting is meaningless; this country was bought and paid for a long time ago. That empty shit they shuffle around and repackage every four years doesnt mean a thing. Second, I dont vote, because I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. I know some people like to twist that around and say, "If you dont vote, you have no right to complain." But wheres the logic in that? Think it through: If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent politicians, and you screw things up, then youre responsible for what theyve done. You voted them in. You caused the problem. You have no right to complain. I, on the other hand, who did not vote—who, in fact, did not even leave the house on Election Day—am in no way responsible for what these politicians have done and have every right to complain about the mess you created. Which I had nothing to do with. Why cant people see that?"

"Your ship cannot double Cape Horn by its excellent plans of voting. The ship may vote this and that, above decks and below, in the most harmonious exquisitely constitutional manner: the ship, to get round Cape Horn, will find a set of conditions already voted for, and fixed with adamantine rigor by the ancient Elemental Powers, who are entirely careless how you vote. If you can, by voting or without voting, ascertain these conditions, and valiantly conform to them, you will get round the Cape: if you cannot, the ruffian Winds will blow you ever back again; the inexorable Icebergs, dumb privy-councillors from Chaos, will nudge you with most chaotic "admonition;" you will be flung half frozen on the Patagonian cliffs, or admonished into shivers by your iceberg councillors, and sent sheer down to Davy Jones, and will never get round Cape Horn at all!"

"What is it we all seek for in an election? To answer its real purposes, you must first possess the means of knowing the fitness of your man; and then you must retain some hold upon him by personal obligation or dependence."

"VOTE, n. The instrument and symbol of a freemans power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country."