Barbara Billingsley - Jive Lady — Airplane!

"The craziest flight youll ever take!"

"It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. Its worse than Detroit."

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. Theres no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

"Radio Announcer: "WZAZ in Chicago where disco lives forever" (The Airplane then took out the antenna forcing the station to go off the air)."

"Whats slower than a speeding bullet, and able to hit tall buildings at a single bound?"

"Jack Kilpatrick: Shana, they bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say, let em crash!"