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"[to Penelope, as he is leaving jail] Those men wanted to have sex with me!"
"Beeks: Hey. Back off! Ill rip out your eyes and piss on your brain."

Trading Places is a 1983 American comedy film directed by John Landis and written by Timothy Harris and Herschel Weingrod. Starring Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Ralph Bellamy, Don Ameche, Denholm Elliott, and Jamie Lee Curtis, the film tells the story of an upper-class commodities broker (Aykroyd) and a poor street hustler (Murphy) whose lives intersect over the Christmas and New Year holidays when
"[to Penelope, as he is leaving jail] Those men wanted to have sex with me!"
"[after demonstrating some fake karate moves while in jail] Thats called the "quart of blood" technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a persons body."
"[watching cops subduing an unruly suspect] May I suggest using your night stick officer?"
"He was wearing my Harvard tie. Can you believe it? MY Harvard tie. Like oh, sure, HE went to Harvard."
"Officer Reynolds: [to Louis] Strip, you little shit, before I tear your ass!"
"When I was a kid, if we wanted a jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub."