Beth: Are there any guys out there who are JUST NORMAL? — Road Trip

"Austin? Austin, Massachusetts?"

"Jacob: [Text on his T-shirt] "God is awesome."

"Yep. Id give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping."

"[attempts to convince the snake to eat a mouse] Unleash the fury!"

"Corky the Dog: Hey, Old man... I got the fuckin munchies real bad... what about you?"

"Youre already cheating! Anytime you pass up sex, youre cheating on yourself. Think about it Josh, youre in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day."