"Bill OReilly: Ill tell you why its not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You cant explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in… David Silverman: Tide goes in, tide goes out…? OReilly: Yeah, see, the water — the tide comes in and it goes out, Mr. Silverman. It always comes in… Silverman: Maybe its Thor up on Mount Olympus whos making the tides go in and out…"
"Michele Bachmann, and Buchanan, and Glenn Beck, all losing shows, all losing sponsors. Were growing. Theyre shrinking. Were expanding, and theyre yelling, and theyre complaining, and theyre calling us names, like "conceited", and "arrogant", when all were doing, is telling the truth. All were doing, is saying that were right. Because, well, we are."
"The ones who are saying, "You can’t say happy holidays. You have to say merry Christmas, because this is our season - this is the Christmas season." Well, its not the Christmas season, its the solstice season. And thats why its not a war on Christmas. Its a war on the solstice, and the Christians started it."
"The World Trade Center cross has become a Christian icon. It has been blessed by so-called holy men and presented as a reminder that their God, who couldnt be bothered to stop the terrorists or prevent 3,000 people from being killed in his name, cared only enough to bestow upon us some rubble that resembles a cross."
"People need to understand that while Christmas is a Christian holiday, the season belongs to everyone."
"Atheists are the fastest-growing religious subgroup in all fifty states. There are more atheists in this country than there are Jews, Muslims, Hindus, and Buddhists combined and doubled."
"We are here to deliver a message to America: We are here and we will never be silent again."