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"Im a man more dined against than dining."
"Cant help you. Pity. Slept with him once—should have asked him then."

Sir Cecil Maurice Bowra, was an English classical scholar, literary critic and academic, known for his wit. He was Warden of Wadham College, Oxford, from 1938 to 1970, and served as vice-chancellor of the University of Oxford from 1951 to 1954.
"Im a man more dined against than dining."
"Buggery was invented to fill that awkward hour between evensong and cocktails."
"Without you, Heaven would be too dull to bear, And Hell would not be Hell if you are there."
"Splendid couple—slept with both of them."
"Where theres death, theres hope."
"Though like Our Lord and Socrates he does not publish much, he thinks and says a great deal and has had an enormous influence on our times"