Could it resist a tractor beam? — Dead Ringers

"£250,000. 22 identical sealed boxes. A tiny, tiny beard. And no questions, except one. Where the hell do I buy my shirts?"

"You miserable gits, this is your Prime Minister…"

"(when asked why he was travelling in a train) Because the TARDIS was destroyed when I took it to Kwikfit!"

"Im Professor Robert Winston, the only Super Mario brother who didnt become a plumber" and "Im Professor Robert Winston, a shrink-wrapped version of Tom Selleck."

"[Kenobi to Darth Vader] You cannot win, Darth. If you strike me down, you will lose your No-Claims Bonus!"

"I am Anne Robinson: Judge Dredd in an Armani trouser suit and I will be obeyed!"