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"Michael Keaton - Johnny Kelly (a.k.a. Johnny Dangerously)"
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Johnny DangerouslyDames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at u — Johnny Dangerously
"Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked."
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Johnny Dangerously is a 1984 American crime comedy film directed by Amy Heckerling; two of its four screenwriters, Jeff Harris and Bernie Kukoff, had previously created the hit series Diff'rent Strokes.
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"I never should have picked a name like that. A name like that you gotta live up to."
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"Ive fulfilled a lot of peoples predictions about me. Ive become a real scumbag."
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"You shouldnt shoot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once... Once."
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"You shouldnt hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once... Once."
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"I know what you cant say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out. Vavoom, vavoom, vavoom!"
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